she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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