I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
two words...techno handjob
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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