Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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