normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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