I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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