I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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