Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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