and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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