I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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