Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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