I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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