Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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