Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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