Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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