sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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