You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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