question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
True strength comes from lack of pants
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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