What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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