I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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