Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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