We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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