I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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