She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize