i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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