So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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