it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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