First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize