So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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