I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Randomize
