Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
its not stalking. its research.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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