You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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