You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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