Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
