I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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