How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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