The maid of honor just puked.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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