so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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