How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
how drunk are you?
Several
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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