4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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