This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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