will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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