i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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