Nicole vs. Life
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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