So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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