It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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