I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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