Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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