I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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