Apparently you make a good broom.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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