Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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