we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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