i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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