You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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