Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
the liver wants what the liver wants
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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