Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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