I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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